"You look so much taller in America!"
"I thought it was impossible to be shorter than you."
Emmanuel: Who is that man?
Me: That's my boyfriend, Michael.
Selah: He looks awesome! He's got coooool sunglasses!
Selah: That guy looks Chinese!
Me: He's Japanese, so you're close.
Selah: His name is Japan?!
About my dad:
Emmanuel: Who is that?
Me: That's my dad.
Emmanuel: How old is he?
Me: He's 75 in this picture, I think.
Emmanuel: He doesn't look 75. He looks fifty....nine.
Selah: That girl looks Chinese!
Me: Well, you're right this time.
Also about Kim:
|This picture, specifically.|
Joshua: Who's that?
Me: That's my roommate again.
Emmanuel: What's wrong with her?
Me: It was her birthday.
Selah: Why is she sad about that? Birthdays are fun!
Every kid ever: YOU GUYS LOOK THE SAME.
Me: It's totally me! That's my name on the coffee cup!
Selah: Why would you do that?!
Joshua: HAHA YOU LOOK UGLY!
Granted, this may have been funnier in person. But it's still pretty funny.